For Hilary Clinton and others who doesn’t know  Medvedev - he is Russian president.

Bush and Medvedev meet one day.
Bush asks, “Say Dimitri, do you have a foolproof device in your nuclear suitcase, so not to start a nuclearwar by accident? They made me one!” Medvedev retorts, “In the place I come from, fools don’t get such jobs”

I changed characters to adopt this Russian joke to American culture … 

Once Superman decided to kill a dragon. After several days of searching, he found a big dirty stinking cave. He came in and started to call the dragon:

“Appear, you, smelly creature! I want to fight with you!”

“OK OK man! No problem, we will fight.” - answered the dragon -  ” Just please, get out from my ass !!!”

I found this joke on Russian website, actually this joke maybe isn’t really Russian…

Movie  “Armageddon” - an asteroid the size of Texas is headed for Earth - American president is a black guy.

Movie  “The Fifth Element” - something big …a kind of asteroid  is headed for Earth - American president is a black guy.

Now, American president is a black guy - WHAT IS HEADED FOR EARTH ???!!!

Please don’t treat this joke as races one. I really wish success to your new president. I prefer to see strong America. But I don’t trust guys who talk too much and promise to much (like millions of jobs in the middle of the crisis, to provide all with medical insurance, etc…).