Archive for December, 2008

What I would like to see in 2009 … Some crazy thoughts on politics.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

First ,  I want America to deport their “national traitor” - Michael Francis Moore somewhere to Iran or Saudi Arabia. I don’t like this guy :))

Now the rest of the wishes…

  I  would like that Obama met the expectations of the Americans. I am very skeptical about him, and I am afraid that he’s a good speaker, but not President. But help him God to help America.

  I wish that Russia would have been spared the bloodshed, when Russians will understand that they are in big ass because of Putin, and their indifference to the Government.

 I want that Israel will destroy Hamas, comletely, despite protests from the Europeans stupid.
This will finish war, at least for some time. If the guys from Palestine stop rocket strike into Israel, Israel will stop bombing Gaza. Money, that is spent on not a realistic goals - to destroy Israel, will go to Palestinian people. Palestinians will work in Israel. I am sure Israel will improve more or less their infrastructure. So everyone will be happy more or less.
But Israel has to control everything there, otherwise crazy people will continue to teach children in Palestinian daycare centers to dance with bombs and sing “When I grow up I’ll take a bomb and kill myself and many Jews”. You don’t believe me that they teach children this way? Search The Internet for video clips. This is big work - to change everything there… and only Israel can do it…

I want somebody to shoot Ahmadinejad, actually all his clan. Iranian people don’t deserve this dictator. I talked with many Iranians, I think this people the most clever, reasonable and civilized people of all Muslim would. This is very sad that they have this government .

and something less political …

I wish that Western women have become more …  more like Eastern  women …

Shepherd controlling his flock with a poster of a wolf

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

A picture of a shepherd controlling his flock with a poster of a wolf has become an online hit in China. This guy is professional :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…guinea pigs…grilled…with potatoes, please …

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
Guinea pigs wearing Peruvian local dresses at the Guinea pig food festival

Guinea pigs wearing Peruvian local dresses at the Guinea pig food festival

The celebration of the ‘cuy’, as guinea pigs are known in the Andes, also included contests for the biggest, fastest, best-dressed and, finally, tastiest animal of all.

While the lucky guinea pigs at the festival escaped with only the indignity of being turned into kings, miners and Peruvian peasants for the day, the less fortunate ended up on a plate.

Guinea pigs are native to the high Andes and their low-fat meat has been an important source of protein for thousands of years.

Farmers and chefs gathered and presented dishes of guinea pig fried, grilled, or baked with generous helpings of Andean potatoes and large Peruvian corn called choclo.

Some cooks chopped off the head and paws - cuy is traditionally served whole in the Andes - in the hope that it would sell better among foreigners for whom the fluffy rodents were once childhood pets.

“Here we are trying to show all the work implied, their breeding, their diet, how we can get a better product, we are trying to present it to the world so that people don’t have any prejudices,” said chef Pilar Fox.

“This is also to give an incentive to the communities who breed Guinea Pigs so they can see that it is a way of life, if they can get a good product they can sell it and try to enter in the international markets,” she explained.

According to those who tasted the meat, it is a cross between rabbit and dark chicken meat.

Guinea pigs are common in rural Andean households as they are reliable income generators - they breed so quickly that whenever a family needs money, it can sell off a dozen or so.

Source: news.sky.com

Joke: Bush and Medvedev meet one day …

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

For Hilary Clinton and others who doesn’t know  Medvedev - he is Russian president.

Bush and Medvedev meet one day.
Bush asks, “Say Dimitri, do you have a foolproof device in your nuclear suitcase, so not to start a nuclearwar by accident? They made me one!” Medvedev retorts, “In the place I come from, fools don’t get such jobs”

Russian joke about Superman and Dragon

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

I changed characters to adopt this Russian joke to American culture …  8-)

Once Superman decided to kill a dragon. After several days of searching, he found a big dirty stinking cave. He came in and started to call the dragon:

“Appear, you, smelly creature! I want to fight with you!”

“OK OK man! No problem, we will fight.” - answered the dragon -  ” Just please, get out from my ass !!!”

Story: How Las Vegas bought Washington. The truth behind the online gambling ban.

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

One publication wrote it this way:

It was a dark, dank night in Washington D.C., when the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act was ferreted into law on the back of a Port Security Bill. The bill sponsored by House by Reps. Jim Leach, R-Iowa, and Bob Goodlatte, R-Va., and backed in the Senate by Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn, rejoiced with religious fervor, as it was touted the most important family values legislation EVER considered by lawmakers.

This video covers the topic so well, I don’t know what could reasonably be added. If you ever wanted to know who paid what to whom in order to represent which special interests in order to outlaw online gambling, here’s your answer.
CLICK ON IMAGE TO WATCH VIDEO.

Sorry… I am drunk. Why nobody will f-k the pirates ???!!!

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Pirates in the Gulf of Aden fired shots today at a cruise ship packed with hundreds of American vacationers.

The 11-deck-high Oceania Nautica, one of the cruise industry’s highest rated vessels, ultimately was able to out run the attackers, who approached on two small skiffs. No one was injured.

Oceania spokesman Tim Rubacky says the Nautica, in the midst of a 32-night cruise from Rome to Singapore, was sailing full with 684 passengers and 400 crew on board at the time of the incident.

I am a little drunk therefore I will talk straight. When Americans will fuck this African pirates finally?  It looks like they want to be fucked first.
People on the internet tell Americans don’t go there because there is no money. But when pirates will get cruise ship will several hundred Americans it will cost much more. 

I don’t understand , why nobody can finish this shit?! If I can see my hovel from space by Google , why somebody cannot track this f-n boat from space and destroy the from … under water. I am sure they are operating not exactly in Somalia water territory (or whatever it is called in English). Even if  they are who cares ??? When US shoot terrorist in Syria (ok, here 2% of probability that they are not terrorists…), US military don’t care about borders. When Russia goes to  fight with Georgia, they don’t  care that North Osetia is not exactly  Russian territories. But In this pirates case I see on the Internet stupid phrase  like “This is not legal to attack ships without obvious reason in territorial water of independent country” . This “independent country” is doing nothing about pirates who rob ships and send money to terrorists, who killed children  in Russian Beslan, killed thousands  Americans , a lot of Spaniards I Spain , Englishmen in Great Britain and so on and so on!
I don’t understand this crazy world!  Are western world too democratic, to greedy ,  or too .. what  to stop international crimes?

Two worlds, two gyms

Monday, December 1st, 2008